FUCK BAAAASTAAAAANNN IT IS THE YEAR OF THE ANGELS

CA****R**** IT'S NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING PIRATE ABOUT TO SLICE SHOOT OR ROB SOMEONE GOT THAT YOU LAMEASS MOTHERFUCKERS!?@

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/extras/celtics_blog/2008/06/the_back_beat_b.html

study up. these lameasses even made signs to beat the angels this year EVEN THO THEY BEAT THE FUCKING ANGELS IN 04 07 AND 08.

what it is your birthright to do this!?@


LOOK THESE ASSHOLES EVEN DO IT BEFORE THEY PLAY LA!!!@#

look they'll sell you a fucking t-shirt to celebrate beating LA




so what happens!?@



click on that to find out.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!@



vladimir happened.

yeah, this guy.



in fact i've got a new thing for www.myspace.com/vladimirguerrero

anyways, like, dude... bottom 8th 2 on 1 out kendry morales moves the runners over from 1st and 2nd to 2nd and third. .337/37/170 in cuba... mm-hmm.

so then CICERO FUCKING ROCKSTAR JUAN RIVERA COMES UP

http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/137056/8 >>> if you dont believe me. ask the guys in the league, my team was locked in with a month or two left to go. 75 moves MY FUCKING ASS. GET RID OF THAT SHIT NEXT YEAR OR I'LL PLAY FANTASY BASEBALL WITH BEN WEASEL AS OPPOSED TO YOU.

anyways, i tweet the following as it goes to commercial

Way 2 m0ve up the runners kendry. Time 4 papelb0n 2 face rivera. A rispy kn0ck plates 2 2 make it 5-4 carmines. Btw j rivera = cicer0 r0ckstar =D

then what happens, whilst i'm mid making the world's foremost aphex twin mix that amazingly isn't by aphex twin?!@ well he likes his fans to make their own aphex twin shirts... he encourages people to create. and shut up and leave him alone. in no particular order.

so then 9th inning 2 on 2 out.... redsox up 6-5 and first base is open. terry francona goes with conventional baseball logic and says "ok, toriii hunter has been hto that big 3 run jack vladimir guerrero, man, it's a risk but he can get himself out as easily as he can fuck us up horrorshow. i'll set up a force at every base for ease of my infield and we'll see what happens.

one small problem..... vladimir fucking guerrero is coming up to the plate.

this guy. look at how he signs his name



like a child whose eyes are still full of wonder... felipe alou said of vlad "it's like god put his arm around him and said "son, you're going to play baseball"

first pitch 2 run bloop single into center to put the angels ahead 7-6 and tell the city of boston to GO FUCK ITSELF IN THEIR CAAAAAAS!@$#@ ABOUT FUCKING TIME TOO I HAD TO SEE THE LAKE SHOW LOSE TO FUCKING BOSTON IN THAT COMEFROMBEHIND WITH 2 LAME WHITE DUDES IN GREEN BEAT LA SHIRTS BEHIND ME AT MOTEL BAR WHEN MY FRIEND VELVET WAS DJING@!# DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING PAINFUL IT IS TO LOSE TO FUCKING BAAAAAAASTAN?!@ ASK THE YANKEES IN 04. HOWEVER, THEY HAVE 26 REASONS TO FLIP OFF BOSTON AS THEY ALWAYS DO.

right after i saw the hit i immediately knew it was signed sealed delivered and mine and i went to get some menthol cigarettes and tweeted the following

VLADIMIR MOTHERFUCKING GUERRERO NA NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE FUCKING BEAT LA SIGN HOLDING LOSERS FUCK YOU AND UR WORLDS MOST SHIT ACCENTS WE MADE UP 4 THE LAKERS

take it from a guy from chicago, we know how to tell you to get the fuck out of our house