blam blamming the guy tied with me with a few days left

oh you think you mean that i care if he finishes ahead of me in this league?!@ do you know where i'm finishing!?@ wherever god wants me to finish imma go there.

i'm here to do what i do.. and..

who am i kidding.

meet your 5th place champion cicero motherfuc... cough cough blood arrgsldjfh * lights more crack * NO MOVES LEFT?!@ PLAYERS WELCOME LIMITATIONS MORE SKILL EVEN THO... * DRY HEAVES * IT'S ALL BITCHSHIT...KING ROCKSTARS!#@$#@

and 6th place coolio... gangsta's paradise!?@ mmhmmm. ask the custless wonders about gangsta, they tend to win the league i'm in every year, hence why i'm in it every year. met fred mcgriff's wife!?@ he gets served by the custless wonders. now many could be like "well tahts cuz i dont have a desire to play fantasy baseball making lightning quick moves like i literally get cellphone alerts for roster moves and shit and if tampa bay names a closer at 6:00 man you know i'm watching a re-run of seinfeld and having dinner and you know who goes and makes that moev by 6:06!?@"

the guy winning the fucking league, that's who.

* high five *

tigers, enjoy getting beaten by the ALCS-losing new york yankees.

HERE'S THE AL PLAYOFF SCENARIO, THEN THE WORLD SERIES... GRATIS.

le tigre vs the yankees. good luck with that. verlander and edwin jackson have to man the fuck up and go 01 schilling johnson evne with migcab and rabes and inge playing all nine i mean well, still no 2009 exists for the angels to have a world championship. dont worry, verlander and edwin jackson is pretty fuckyou, give it a year or two and dude, migcab's pure hes not on the juice and you have him. eminem's from detroit. see like, the lions won their first game since lincoln freed the slaves and they'll lose their first game since then when the bears go "hey kid, meet billy the kid" KAPOW#!@%$#@^%$K;SFDJL

ANGELS take boston. finally. we've been waiting for years, true believers. yanks take le tigre, setting us up for angels and demons!?@ fuck dan brown. angels and yankees. i'd read that book NO I'LL WRITE IT FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET AS IT HAPPENS WOOOOSKL;DFJAS;DF whos my literary agent?!@ ME.

angels win. this way, espn respects the shit out of them cuz some people out there have small enough dicks to claim "yeah them angels won the title but if the yanks hadnt gotten kicked in the nuts by big bad and black as shit edwin jackson two two three times in the series and that cabrera kid wow that kid can hit" no. le tigre, i'd much rather see you in the ALCS over the yankees but it HAS to be the yankees. this is the angels year and since nobody else has the balls to do it, i'll write the story before it happens cuz it's so beautiful it has to happen. like the bears winning this year's super bowl.

anyways, so the angels win the AL. and who's thre to stop the AL champs!?@ the LA champs. AL vs LA. god's team vs the boys from the ravine. LA county vs orange county... AND NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE?!@

is that a bad thing?!@ orange is fucking independent like overheavied permaslipping skateboard trucks going across your face and taking your nose's virginity as a souvenir, maybe an eye if it's lucky.

vlad will be the pivotal part in the angels clearing out all of the doubt, all of the hate, and winning the fucking 2009 world series in the most badass way possible. that's god's gift to vladimir guerrero, cuz i think vlad's always known he was going to win one, as felipe alou, his OG manager said (vlad has played under felipe alou and frank robinson. think about that. he's had mentors) felipe said of him "it's like god walked up to him as a kid, put his arm around him, and was like "son, you're gonna play baseball"


ahhhhh. the best pure hitter since ted williams or double X or willie mays or whoever walked the earth. i mean they say in the steroid era you cant compare eras of big roided up freaks smashing balls out of cookiecutter ballparks this and that.

bullshit. talk vlad and talk ted williams how different are you really being!?@

oh yeah, vlad hit a homerun off of a pitch that bounced. ted williams would brag that they bounced a pitch to him he'd laugh at them cuz they're afraid.

of course vlad's more badass, his nickname is vlad the impaler, which most people dont have the balls to say, cuz like, if vlad the impaler LIKED YOU he killed you fast, and like, if he hated you he sat you atop a giant sharpened 20 foot pool that allowed you to die with a giant pole up your ass over the span of a day to a week or something, maybe an inch a day...

DIE SLOW MOTHERFUCKER MY 4-4 MAKE SURE ALL YO KIDS AINT GROW - PAC