people seriously forget how good vladimir guerrero is

i was just looking at vladimir guerrero's stats for my vladometer, proudly running on http://www.myspace.com/vladimirguerrero, which i operate (to give you an idea, check out the winner who has http://www.myspace.com/gordonbeckham, otherwise i'd be running that one too. it is a fucking PLEASURE to watch the kid play baseball, like, the baseball gods tossed me appointment television whenever gordon beckham is at the plate: thanks guys) but like, random vlad stat of the night:
vlad has played in 1815 career games as of last night... and he's the wildest swinger in baseball, nose to toes guy, we all saw the highlight of the basehit off of a pitch that bounced a week or two ago, right?!@ (nevermind he's hit a homerun that way. swear to god.) and he's the most notorious first pitch swinger in the game and like, you know, everyone knows vlad is up there to swing like "how does his lower back still operate?!@" right!?@ this guy must be fucking horrible, cuz like, alex rodriguez the ex-best-hitter-in-baseball has struck out 1713 times in 2133 career games and THE best hitter in baseball has struck out 560 times in 1363 games, so at 1815 what do you think vlad has!?@
855. so put it together, he strikes out in less than half of the games that he plays. pujols has slightly better numnbers, and hey i forgot miguel cabrera, the "if i could take one guy to start a team for the longhaul today right now i'd take him" guy that he is, he's got 800k in 1001 games.
when people talk about the upper echelon they never knew / forgot about / or straightup just don't know vlad. it's like when terry boers told me he aint making the hall of fame cuz vlad's done he's falling apart like an old player... well HEY BUDDY, he just has to get over himself and be the best DH he can be. he's hit .356 with 7 HR and 11 RBI in 18 games since he got back off of the DL, and the whole angels team is rolling to the world series this year (you heard it here first. the angels are not getting de-nutted by boston int he playoffs this year, i mean not this year we'll give you 04 and last year, and hey whenever i go to new york city all angels massive, those yankees fans know what one team has PWND them in the playoffs in the 2000s and they respect accordingly. plus yankees fans love and respect and with their team had a chance at buying out vlad or getting vlad, but god works in mysterious ways... when the expos were getting raped and discombobulated and mutilated, he got sprung from the hornet's nest and ended up in the city of angels with the angels... ever wonder why dude kisses his hand and then points up to the sky when he touches home plate on a HR?!@ god's got his back, thats why.

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