oh fuck.... johan santana.... dude.

Mon, Aug 24

Santana has been scratched from his start Tuesday due to discomfort in his pitching elbow, ESPN reports.

Recommendation: Santana will see Dr. David Altchek to have his elbow examined and that sound you hear is the panic in every Mets fan.

(Rotowire.com)

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i've been waiting for his arm to go flying into the 2nd row of the crowd like ever since he was with the twins. remember he came up this badass reliever who spot started until they're like "hm, ok, should we start him?!@"

you think!?@

but yeah man everyone say a prayer, and not for the prospects of my team here, but for johan... he's a great guy to watch pitch, he pitched the first game of the doubleheader i saw at shea last year and the man delivered the goods. by all accounts he's a good guy, a fun interview, and he's real like when he says hit my star player i'm getting two of yours FOR I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!@ JOHAN SANTANA DOES NOT GIVE THE FUCK!#@#@ and like, wow, i'm afraid he's going to suck like liriano if he has to get some major surgery... so god if you're listening look out for my guy johan... its not like i would have actively sought him had i actually drafted my whole team, nor do i want him next year, cuz where you make your hay in fantasy baseball is in pegging the guys who are going to bust into the upper echelon for that season, so you dont have to overpay for them like i did when i made sure my offense didnt have at least one howard pujols utley fielder braun aka FOR SURE 35+/110+ guy.

still tho, johan, it's been a hell of a ride my friend and you're in my thoughts and prayers, and not just beacuse i want to do better in this league with you or in the other one where i'm up by 30... shit in that league i'd cut you if i could, let you go to pasture, go back to... venezuela, where you're from and like, vive la vida loca, mi negro: nobody is making up a 30 point gap on that team in ~5 weeks.